I'm Kevin Nealon, And That's News To

As A Comedian, You're Kind Of Like A Blues Musician; You Have To Live A Little Bit.

It's Kind Of Fun When You're Playing Characters That Aren't Quite On The Up And Up And People Still Like You.

Breaking News: Winds So Strong In Nyc The Statue Of Liberty's Gown Just Blew Off!

I Enjoyed Living In New York City, I Liked The Premise Of The Show [saturday Night Live], I Liked Working With A Different Host Every Week And Different Musicians. I Always Thought, "this Is Great. I Never Expected To Get This In The First Place, So I'm Just Happy Being Here."

It's Tough Getting Older. You Start Falling Apart, You Know? My Gums Are Starting To Recede Now. You Can't Tell Tonight, Though, 'cause I Comb Them Forward.