I'm Kevin Nealon, And That's News To

I Don't Mind Seeing Two Guys Kissing, You Know, As Long As They're Clean-shaven.

I Play A Lot Of Sports. I'm Not Real Good At Any Of Them. I'm Above Adequate.

Me And Conan O'brien And Robert Smigel And Dana Carvey Wrote A Script Called 'hans And Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' And It Was Going To Be Co-produced With Arnold Schwarzenegger, And He Was Going To Co-star In It. We Had A Deal With Sony, We Got Paid To Write It, And It Was A Musical, But It Never Got Made Because...i Think Arnold Kind Of Backed Out At The Last Minute Because He Was Getting Cold Feet Because ;the Last Action Hero' Had Come Out, Where He Was Parodying Himself. But It Was A Really Funny Script, And I Wish It Could've Seen The Light, Because I Think It Would've Done Really Well.

The Funny Thing About Commercials To Me Is That Many Of Them Now Don't Even Mention The Product Until The Very End. You Don't Really Know What The Commercial Is All About. They're Kind Of Like Little Movies, Like Shorts, And That's Why I Think They're So Entertaining.

I Went To School For Marketing And Advertising, So I Have A Special Interest In Good And Funny Commercials And Why They Work And Why They're Funny - Which Is One Of The Reasons I, Like Many People, Like Watching The Super Bowl, Besides The Game.