I'm Kevin Nealon, And That's News To

It's Tough Getting Older. You Start Falling Apart, You Know? My Gums Are Starting To Recede Now. You Can't Tell Tonight, Though, 'cause I Comb Them Forward.

I Think I Sent Out Some Résumés For Marketing Jobs, And They All Came Back In The Mail Because I Didn't Have Enough Postage.

I Tried To Read The Bible, I Did, But It Always Felt Like A Much Less Awesome Lord Of The Rings.

I Enjoyed Living In New York City, I Liked The Premise Of The Show [saturday Night Live], I Liked Working With A Different Host Every Week And Different Musicians. I Always Thought, "this Is Great. I Never Expected To Get This In The First Place, So I'm Just Happy Being Here."

I Never Really Got Into Marketing. I Went To School For It, But Never Pursued It Once I Got Out. Instead, I Went To Europe For About Two Months, Just Traveling Around In Youth Hostels And Eurail Trains With My Friends.