I'm Just Preparing My Impromptu Remarks.

With Opportunity Comes Responsibility.

I Do Think Unpunctuality Is A Vile Habit, And All My Life I Have Tried To Break Myself Of It.

The Game Of Life Does Not Proceed Like A Mathematical Calculation On The Principle That Two And Two Make Four. Sometimes They Make Five, Or Minus Four, And Sometimes The Blackboard Topples Over In The Middle Of The Sum And The Pedagogue Is Left With A Black Eye.

I Have Consistently Urged My Friends To Abstain From Reading It.

These Are Not Dark Days: These Are Great Days - The Greatest Days Our Country Has Ever Lived.