I'm Just Permanently Agitated By Everything And

I Like Lime-flavoured Yoghurt. The End. There Is No Religion. It’s A Man-made Fabrication. Once You Understand That, You’ll Be A Happier Individual. Atheism Is As Pointless As Satanism.

I Mean, The Genuine Roots Of Culture Is Folk Music.

I Don't Believe In Pets. I Like Animals To Be Wild And Free.

Love Is Two Minutes Fifty-two Seconds Of Squishing Noises. It Shows Your Mind Isn't Clicking Right.

If The Royal Family Was Going To Assassinate Someone, They Would Have Gotten Rid Of Me A Long Time Ago.