I'm Just A Person; I Like To

I Still Believe In Santa, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy And True Love. Don't Even Try To Tell Me Different.

My Mama Never Wore A Pair Of Pants When I Was Growing Up, And Now That's All She Wears. It Was So Funny For Me When I First Started Seeing Mama Wear Pants. It Was Like It Wasn't Mama. Now I've Bought Her Many A Pantsuit Because She Just Lives In Them.

'9 To 5,' That Little Song, That Little Story, Just Won't Ever End. Just Like 'i Will Always Love You,' It Just Keeps Comin' Back, Popping Up Its Head In One Way Or Another.

Now I Usually Try Not To Give Advice. Information, Yes, Advice, No. But, What Has Worked For Me May Not Work For You. Well, Take For Instance What Has Worked For Me. Wigs. Tight Clothes. Push Up Bras.

Oh, I Can Spot A Phoney A Mile Away.