I'm Just A Friendly Person; That Runs

I Was Not A Natural Beauty, And I Always Wanted To Be Pretty. I Just Have Such An Outgoing Personality That It's Fitting That I Would Be Overdone.

I Love Watching Keep-fit Videos While Munching Chocolate Chip Cookies.

My Husband Said 'show Me Your Boobs' And I Had To Pull Up My Skirt... So It Was Time To Get Them Done!

I've Done Everything Every Fat Person Ever Has. I've Tried Every Diet.

I Never Could Get My Hair To Do What I Wanted It To Do, So I Started Wearing The Wigs. It All Came From A Very Serious Place. I Wanted To Look A Certain Way.