I'm Just A Big Old Nerd.

Acting Is The Greatest Answer To My Loneliness That I Have Found.

I've Never Dated (casually). Ever. It's Kind Of Weird. I Did Have A Boyfriend In Junior High Who Was A Kleptomaniac. We'd Leave Stores And He'd Come Out With Something For Me.

I've Always Had A Really Active Imagination. Lots Of Kids Have Imaginary Friends. Mine Just Took On A Rather Demonic Form.

I Was A Pretty Nerdy Kid. I Was Pretty Nerdy. I'm Still Kind Of Nerdy. I Have All Of The Worst Qualities Of Being A Nerd - All Of The Affect And None Of The Smarts. I'm A Useless Nerd! That's Pretty Bad.

I Discovered Orson Welles In College; My Freshman English Professor Screened 'citizen Kane' For Us, And I Wound Up Writing A 20-page Term Paper On It.