I'm Just A Big Old Nerd.

I Was A Pretty Nerdy Kid. I Was Pretty Nerdy. I'm Still Kind Of Nerdy. I Have All Of The Worst Qualities Of Being A Nerd - All Of The Affect And None Of The Smarts. I'm A Useless Nerd! That's Pretty Bad.

I Think Because I Am As Earnest As I Am, People Were Accepting Of My Evolving Into A Certified, Legitimate, And Grown Up And I Did Take Three Years Off.

It's Funny With Jeans Now, Because If They Don't Feel Like A Pair Of Sweatpants, I Don't Have Patience For Them Anymore! I Think I'm Becoming Increasingly Lazy.

There Is Real Honor In Being A Total Goofball

There's Certainly Something Very Uncomfortable About The Voyeurism Involved In Being In The Press, Being An Actor, Where People Have A Seemingly Insatiable Curiosity About, You.