I'm Jewish, But I'm Totally Not.

Strippers Should Be Role-models For Little Girls. If Only For The Fact That They Wax Their Assholes.

I Don't Get This Shitty Attitude That Only Gays Should Care About Gay Issues And Only Women Should Care About Women's Issues.

I Gave Him A Compliment! All Right, I Told Him He Probably Would've Made, Like, A Really Expensive Slave In The, Like, In The Olden-timey Days.

I Do Know That I Can Take A Punch. I've Been Punched In The Face Three Times. That's, I Think, A Really Important Thing To Know About Yourself. It Helps You In Life. It Helps You Be Brave When You Know You Can Take A Punch. I'm A Lover, Not A Fighter. But, God Bless Me, I Can Take A Punch.

They've Got Great Parents; I'm Just Trying To Be The Fun Uncle.