I'm Jewish, But I'm Totally Not.

Since So Many People These Days Don't Seem To Start Their Families Until Around Age Forty, I Predict There Will Be Less Child Beating, But More Slipped Disks From Lifting Babies Out Of Cribs. Even The Father Of Advanced Age Who's Not Inclined To Spare The Rod Is Likely To Suffer More Than His Victim: The First Punch He Throws Might Well Be The Last Straw For His Rotator Cuff, Reducing His Disciplinary Options To Mere Verbal Abuse And Napping.

I Have Lows, You Know, Everybody Does ... But I Kind Of Know How To Handle It. I Like To Let Myself Wallow In It. I Enforce It With Terribly Sad Music, And It Kind Of Pushes Me Through To The Other Side Eventually, And I Always Know It's Going To Pass.

And We're Just All Made Of Molecules And We're Hurtling Through Space Right Now.

I'm Not Wanting And I Don't Live In A Hovel, But If You Keep Your Costs Low, You Can Do What You Want To Do Creatively.

As Soon As A Women Gets To An Age Where She Has Opinions And She's Vital And She's Strong, She's Systematically Shamed Into Hiding Under A Rock.