I'm Into Parlor Dramas. I'm Into Theatre.

My Father Came From An Intellectual And Studious Avenue As Opposed To A Brawler's Avenue. So I Had To Go Further Afield And I Brought All Kinds Of Unscrupulous Oiks Back Home - Earless, Toothless Vagabonds - To Teach Me The Arts Of The Old Bagarre.

I'm A Nice Middle Class Public Schoolboy Who Underachieved And Wasn't Going Anywhere Fast. I Didn't Get Any Gcses Or A-levels. But Everyone Was Like: "please, Will You Do Something?" And I Was Thinking: "well, I Kind Of Like The Idea Of Joining The French Foreign Legion."

T's Much Less Daunting Once You've Put Your Foot On The Road To It. I'm A Notorious Couch Potato And I Don't Like Exercise. Half An Hour Of Physical Exercise, Like Jogging Or Fast Walking A Day Is A Start.

The Lack Of Carbohydrates Can Make You A Little Crazy.

Maybe It's A Little Ambitious Of Me To Presume That No Matter How Big The Film Is, That I Can Always Go Down To The Shop To Buy A Pint Of Milk.