I'm Interested In The Theater Because I'm

I'm A Lazy Writer. My Idea Of Heaven Is Not Writing. On The Other Hand, I'm Obviously Compulsive About It.

Over A Period Of Time It's Been Driven Home To Me That I'm Not Going To Be The Most Popular Writer In The World, So I'm Always Happy When Anything In Any Way Is Accepted.

Todd: The History Of The World, My Love -- Lovett: Save A Lot Of Graves, Do A Lot Of Relatives Favors! Todd: Is Those Below Serving Those Up Above! Lovett: Ev'rybody Shaves, So There Should Be Plenty Of Flavors! Todd: How Gratifying For Once To Know Both: That Those Above Will Serve Those Down Below!

I Don't Write Songs Apart From Theatrical Pieces. I'm Not Interested In Writing Songs Qua Songs.

Everyone Would Like To Be On Broadway, Cause If A Show Works, You Make A Great Deal Of Money And It Allows You To Write Other Shows.