I'm In Shape. Round Is A Shape.

I Like My Jokes To Be Built On A Foundation Of Ideas, Or At Least Smart Observations.

I Hope We're Not Just Human Garbage Drifting Toward A Big Sewer. But I Think So.

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.

I Think There's A Little More Attention To Human Needs Than To Property Rights. But I Don't Think Much Of Political Activism. It's So Shortsighted. Most People Are Interested In Their Own Personal Comfort. I've Said That About Environmentalists. I Think They Care About Bike Paths And Places To Park Their Volvos, Not The Planet As An Abstraction.

Electricity Is Really Just Organized Lightning.