I'm In A Rut Deep Enough To

I Got Involved In Improv Comedy. It Settled Me Down When I Was Getting Wild. I Was Sort Of An Evil Teenager Smashing Up My Cars And Drinking And Driving, Let's Just Say, A Lot.

I Like To Do Little Obsessed Losers, Or People Who Are In Over Their Head, Or People Who Are Trying To Figure Stuff Out, Or Guys Whose Girlfriends Leave Them And They Don't Quite Get It. Guys Who Just Don't Quite Get It.

I Would Rather Be A Security Guard Than A Rock Star.

I'm In A Rut Deep Enough To Hang Posters.

To Me, Doors Fans Were Always The 16-year-old Idiots At Parties, Getting Stoned, And Talking About How Morrison's Lyrics Were Like Poetry... Like That Was A Deep Thought.