I'm Hitler And My Dad Is Mussolini!

My Family Means More To Me Than The Artificial Trappings Of My Career. If Ever I Had To Choose Between My Career And My Family, The Wife And Kids Would Definitely Come Out On Top.

Voting Is A Very Scary Arena To Be In, But I Do Vote. I Go In There And Pull The Lever. It's Kind Of Like Pulling The Lever And Watching The Trap Door Fall Out From Beneath You. Why Should We Trust Any Of These People? None Of Them Ever Deliver On Anything. It's Always Disappointing.

I Don't Think Of Myself As Either American Or Australian Really, I'm A True Hybrid. It's A Good Thing For Me Because Both Of Them Are Really Good Countries.

The Guy Who's In Charge Isn't Going To Be The Front Man, Ever.

It Freshens Your Breath And Helps Prevent Tartar.