I'm Greek. My Body Produces Feta Cheese.

I Dream Of Moving To India, Or Pakistan, And Becoming A Cabdriver.

I Am Not Into Publicity. I'm Not Good At It. I Get Anxiety About It.

My Girlfriend And I Went To A Dinner Party The Other Night And We Ended Up Playing Charades. There Was Another Couple There That Was Deaf. They Were So Good.

I Kind Of Put Myself Out There As Is. I'm A Quiet Person. I Don't Know If That's Surprising. I'm A Pilates Junkie.

I Don't Really Have A Pattern Yet. I Don't Know If I'll Develop One. As Far As Comedic Integrity, I Don't Have Integrity In General, Comedic Or Otherwise.