I'm Going To Tell My Contestants: Be

I Feel Like A Lot Of Famous People Think That They're Doing A Good Thing By Being Kind. They're Like, "hey, I Could Be An Asshole, But I'm Not! Isn't It So Cool That I'm So Down To Earth?" Like, No, You're Not!

I've Actually Had A Melody On My Guitar Since The Day I Learned How To Play It, Back When I Was 7. And For Some Reason I Can't Add Lyrics To It.

My 13-year-old Self Would Have Beaten Up My 17-year-old Self Because She Would Be Like, 'you're A Sellout!'

One Day. My Kids Are Gonna Be Like, 'what Do You Mean, Gay People Couldn't Get Married?' Just Like Most Of My Friends Are Black, And I Find It Hard To Believe That My Great-grandmother And Even My Grandmother Couldn't Hang Out With Black Kids When They Were Young.

If You're Going To Have Someone Win Because Of Their Story, Go Write A Screenplay About Your Life.