I'm Going To Show You How Great

My Way Of Joking Is To Tell The Truth. That's The Funniest Joke In The World.

Impossible Is Not A Declaration. It's A Dare.

I’m Young, I’m Handsome, I’m Fast, I’m Pretty, And Can’t Possibly Be Beat. They Must Fall In The Round I Call.

I Don't Consider Myself No Attractive Man. People Like Tom Jones And Elvis Presley - I'm Not Nothing Like That.

There Are Two Things That Are Hard To Hit And See. That's A Spooky Ghost And Muhammad Ali.