I'm For Tax Reform, Not Tax Increases.

My Ideal Citizen Is The Self-employed, Homeschooling, Ira-owning Guy With A Concealed-carry Permit. Because That Person Doesn't Need The Goddamn Government For Anything.

All We Have To Do Is Replace Obama. ... We Are Not Auditioning For Fearless Leader. We Don't Need A President To Tell Us In What Direction To Go. We Know What Direction To Go. We Want The Ryan Budget. ... We Just Need A President To Sign This Stuff. We Don't Need Someone To Think It Up Or Design It. The Leadership Now For The Modern Conservative Movement For The Next 20 Years Will Be Coming Out Of The House And The Senate.

Alexander Hamilton Has Been On The $10 Since 1928, He's Been Well Honored By The Country, He Was A Great Secretary Of The Treasury. But Of All The People On The Currency, The Only One Who Isn't A President.

Once The Minority Of House And Senate Are Comfortable In Their Minority Status, They Will Have No Problem Socializing With The Republicans. Any Farmer Will Tell You That Certain Animals Run Around And Are Unpleasant, But When They've Been Fixed, Then They Are Happy And Sedate. They Are Contented And Cheerful. They Don't Go Around Peeing On The Furniture And Such.

Taxes Are The Killing Fields Of Democrats.