I'm Fond Of Human Beings, But Only

I Do Not Understand Those Who Spend Hours At The Theater Watching Scenes Between People Whom They Would Not Listen To For Five Minutes In Real Life.

To Mis-quote Is The Very Foundation Of Original Style. The Success Of Most Writers Is Almost Entirely Due To Continuous And Courageous Abuse Of Familiar Misquotation.

My Queerness Is Not A Vice, Is Not Deliberate, And Harms No One.

Fatalism Is The Lazy Man's Way Of Accepting The Inevitable.

To Those Who Ask If I Have Read Their Book, I Reply: I Have Not Yet Read Homer.