I'm Fine, And My Hips Are Fine.

It Was No Great Tragedy Being Judy Garland's Daughter. I Had Tremendously Interesting Childhood Years - Except They Had Little To Do With Being A Child.

She (judy Garland) Was A Friend Of Mine, A Trying Friend, But A Friend. That Is What I Tell Myself: She Did Everything She Ever Wanted To Do. She Never Really Denied Herself Anything For Me. See, I Say, She Had A Wonderful Life; She Did What She Wanted To Do. And I Have No Right To Change Her Fulfillment Into My Misery. I'm On My Own Broom Now.

I Believe All Drunks Go To Heaven, Because They've Been Through Hell On Earth.

I Rely On Regular Chiropractic Care To Keep In Shape For My Strenuous Type Of Acting And Singing.

(on Marilyn Monroe) I Was Walking Down Broadway With Her And Nobody Was Stopping Us. She Was Going To (stella Adler's) Actors' Studio, And She Was Taking Me To Show Me What It Was All About. And I Said To Her: "how Come Nobody Is Taking Your Picture?" She Said: "well, Watch." She Took Her Scarf Off, Straightened Her Shoulders, And Draped Something Another Way, And We Were Surrounded. It Must Have Been 400 People. And I Said: "now I Know Why!"