I'm Equal Part Genius, Equal Part Buffoon.

The Who Always Play 'i Can't Explain'; And We'll Always Play 'wonderwall'. People Ask Us If We Get Bored Of It. You Can't Get Bored Of 15,000 People Shouting For 'wonderwall'. That's Better Than Drugs. You Get A Hard-on When You Hear That.

Paul Mccartney, One Of The Best Songwriters Of All Time, Has Only Produced Manure For The Past 25 Years.

I've Never Been Asked To Do A Collaboration. I Guess I Just Don't Give Off That Come-and-get-me Vibe. I Wouldn't Be Adverse To Doing One With Coldplay Or U2 - Anyone Who Sells 50 Million Albums.

It Is Hard To Be Modest At Times Like These So I Won't Even Try...you Are All Shite!

We Shouldn't Need Riot Police At Schools.