I'm Enough Of An Optimist And A

My Goal Is To Work. That's The Goal Of Most Actors Or Performers: To Work And Keep Working, And Do The Best You Can, And Keep Growing And Changing, Trying To Improve Your Craft.

So My Reaction To Hearing This Corny-ass, Horrible Song ["with Arms Wide Open" By Creed] Is Violent, Uncontrollable, Sustained Weeping.

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy Do I Love Money. It Is A Character Flaw, No Doubt, One That Springs From A Panicked Childhood In Which I Always Felt As If Our Family Was Only A Couple Missed Child Support Payments From Being Tossed Onto The Pitiless Streets Of Our Suburban New Jersey Town.

I Thought I'd Be Living A Much More Bohemian Life And Be Very Poor. I Never Thought I'd Do Comedy Or Be Married Living In The Suburbs. Every Time I Try To Plan My Life Out It Just Doesn't Come To Pass, And I Think That's A Great Experience.

I Take My Coffee Like I Take My Women... Strong... Black... And Proud.