I'm Drinking Lots Of Rum And Popping

Not Smoking Enough Will Cause Lung Cancer! If Anybody Is Getting A Cancerous Activity In The Lung, The Probabilities Are That It's Radiation Dosage Coupled With The Fact That He Smokes.

When A Man Has A Problem Very Thoroughly And Can't Solve It, He Really Has Too Few Problems. He Needs More.

A Philosophy Can Only Be A Route To Knowledge. It Cannot Be Knowledge Crammed Down One's Throat. If One Has A Route, He Can Then Find What Is True For Him. And That Is Scientology.

In A Culture, Manners Are The Lubrication That Ease The Frictions Of Social Contacts.

Make Money. Make More Money. Make Others Produce So As To Make Money... However You Get Them In Or Why, Just Do It.