I'm Dramatically Underexposed. I Demand More Attention!

I Have Found The Best Way To Avoid Ending Your Life As A Bitter Wreck Is To Start Out As One.

If You Must Write Prose Or Poems, The Words You Use Should Be Your Own. Don't Plagiarize Or Take 'on Loan'. There's Always Someone, Somewhere, With A Big Nose, Who Knows, Who'll Trip You Up And Laugh When You Fall.

The Monarchy Is Foremost A Business, And It's Important To Them That The British Public Continue To Finance The Excessive Luxurious Lifestyles Of The Now Quite Enormous, Wasteful And Useless 'royal' Family.

I See Myself Rather Like An Old Discarded Dishrag.

There Is No Such Thing In Life As Normal.