I'm Doing What I Love, And Then

"our First Conversation Was On The Phone. I Was In The Bathtub, And I Had To Tell Him That I Was In The Bathtub Because I Was Afraid He Would Think I Was, Like, Playing In The Toilet When He Heard Water Swishing Around. [...] Then We Had Breakfast In Santa Monica, And I Spit Egg Inside Of His Mouth When I Was Talking.

I Never Imagined Myself As An Actor Who Would Be In Films. I Always Only Thought Of Myself Being In A Play Or A Musical.

I Picked Up An Issue Of 'cosmopolitan' The Other Day That Had Tips For Job Interviews, Because I Was Like, "i Need To Get Better At Interviews." The Article Was Basically About How To Get Someone Not To Hate You In 20 Minutes. Every Single Thing They Told You Not To Do, I Was Like, "i Do That Every Day."

In Hollywood, I'm Obese. I'm Considered A Fat Actress. I Eat Like A Caveman. I'll Be The Only Actress That Doesn't Have Anorexia Rumors! I'm Never Going To Starve Myself For A Part. I'm Invincible. I Don't Want Little Girls To Be Like "oh, I Want To Look Like Katniss, So I'm Going To Skip Dinner!"

I Have An Old Soul. I Don't Know Any Real-life Lingo, So I Have To Take It From Movies.