I'm Convinced Being A Tennis Analyst Is

One Little Secret Of The Guys Who Have Won One Slam, Is That We Don't Want Other Guys To Win One Because Its Like A Bit Of A Special Fraternity.

No, If I Wore A Sleeveless Shirt, People Would Try To Feed Me After The Match. If You Got The Guns, Go For It. I Got Two Breadsticks Sticking Out Of My Sleeve. I'll Stick With Sleeves.

Tennis Analyst Is The Easiest Job In The World Because Whatever The Person Does, If It Works You Just Say That's What's Good, And If It Doesn't Work, You Guys Go, 'he Should Have Done The Other Things.'.it Just Doesn't Take Much Thought. If I'm Grinding And I'm Winning, You Guys Are Like, 'he's Reinvented Himself.' If I'm Playing Like Crap And Pushing, Then, You Know, 'he's Horrible And He Needs To Hit The Ball.'

I Think The Medical Term For The Injury Is 'the Bottom Of My Ass Hurts.'

I'm Gonna Have To Start Winning Some Of The Matches To Call It A Rivalry!