I'm Concentrating On The Positive, On All

I Slipped At A Bus Stop; I Went One Way And My Hair Went The Other. That Was The End Of My Wig.

I Play A Female Indiana Jones, A Professor Who Hunts Down Precious Objects, Like A Bowl That Belonged To The Buddha. They Tailored The Role To Me: I Wanted To Be Smart, Funny, And To Kick Some Ass.

I'm Waxed Clean - Hairless As The Day As I Was Born. But Don't Say 'tia Has No Pubic Hair.' That's So Clinical. Use A Nice Euphemism. Say 'she's Mowed Her Secret Garden' Or 'she's Cleared The Way To The Promised Land.' Because That's What It Is, Right?

People Want Me To Do The Strangest Things. They Want Me To Sign Their Arms Or Chests.

The Kids All Knew Me From Wayne's World. The Grown-ups Knew Me After True Lies.