I'm Completely Changing My Diet. My Nutritionist

I Can't Do Negative, Needy, Or Narcissistic Anymore. Oh Wait, I Can Still Do The Last One, Aw Nuts.

The Favorite Method Of Vice Is To Diss All Responsibility Be Work Or Social, Go Off By Myself, And Enjoy A Good Steak And A Great Glass Of Wine. Oh Yeah, And My Kids Are There Too.

I Wouldn't Hurt A Flea. I'd Finger A Spider Though.

I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't Want To Force My Sick-skewed Version Of The World, Either.

Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life. And If That Doesn't Work Out For You, Tomorrow Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.