I'm Competitive At Everything.

I Don't Think There's Hardly A Comic Out There That Does Clean Material All The Way Around. There's A Couple Of Guys That Are Clean, But I'm Not One Of Them.

There Is No Such Thing As Too Much Fun. People Need To Know It Is O.k. To Tell Jokes And Be Happy.

After All, Game Shows Are Not Like Working In A Coal Mine.

I Wish I Could End Every Rap Song I Didn't Like With A Buzzer.

But I Don't Want To Lose Touch With Things Like Eating In Bob's Big Boy.