I'm Certainly A Skeptic. I Always Quibble

If A Turtle Doesn't Have A Shell, Is He Homeless Or Naked?

Comedy Is A Socially Acceptable Form Of Hostility And Aggression. That Is What Comics Do, Stand The World Upside Down.

If A Painting Can Be Forged Well Enough To Fool Experts, Why Is The Original So Valuable?

It Was Just A Compulsion. In Fact, I Soon Realized That The Only Thing I Really Enjoyed Was The Actual Snorting.

Life Is Tough, Then You Die.