I'm Better Than Dirt. Well, Most Kinds

I’ll Keep It Short And Sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These Are The Three Demons You Must Slay If You Wish To Succeed In Business.

The Conundrum That I Face On A Daily Basis Is That I Have Two Sons Who Have Grown Up Watching 'the Simpsons,' So They Know Exactly What Buttons To Push. They Know How Bart Irritates Homer, And They Use These Lines Against Me To Tell Me That I'm Not Funny Anymore.

I'd Be Vegetarian If Bacon Grew On Trees

Sometimes People Get Mad At The Simpsons' Subversive Story Telling, But There's Another Message In There, Which Is A Celebration Of Making Wild, Funny Stories.

Oh, Loneliness And Cheeseburgers Are A Dangerous Mix.