I'm Beginning To Think My Name Has

You Know, I Met A Wise Man Centuries Ago In China Who Said To Me, ‘he Who Lets Fear Rule Him, Has Fear For A Master. (acheron) Confucius? (talon) No, Minh-quan. He Was A Fisherman Who Used To Sell What I’m Told Was The Best Zong Zi Ever Made. (acheron)

Vane Passed The Mashed Potatoes Across Bride To Fury, Who Stared At Them With A Fierce Frown "what Are These?" He Asked. "potatoes," Vane Told Him. "what Did They Do To Them?

And If Wishes Were Horses, I’d Have Been Run Over In Childhood.

Let’s At Least Hope It’s Not A Gallu. Why? They’re Not All Bad, In A Smelly, Need-to-be-killed Kind Of Way.

What A Way To Pay A Man Back For Helping You. Gah, I Suck As A Human Being.’ (shahara)