I'm At My Most Productive Before I

I'm Not Impressed By Any Cooks Who Can Brag About A Filet Mignon. A Guy Who Can Take The Neck Of A Shank Or Can Use Tripe To Make Into Something Delicious Is Really Interesting To Me; That's Impressive.

[when I Die], I Will Decidedly Not Be Regretting Missed Opportunities For A Good Time. My Regrets Will Be More Along The Lines Of A Sad List Of People Hurt, People Let Down, Assets Wasted And Advantages Squandered.

I Do My Very Best To Avoid Shark Fin.

When Do You Stop To De-douche?

No One Understands And Appreciates The American Dream Of Hard Work Leading To Material Rewards Better Than A Non-american.