I'm As Pure As The Driven Slush.

I Have Three Phobias ...: I Hate Going To Bed, Get Up And Hate Hate Being Alone.

There Have Only Been Two Authentic Geniuses In The World, Willie Mays And Willie Shakespeare And I Think You'd Better Put Shakespeare First, Darling.

I Detest Acting Because It Is Sheer Drudgery.

Whatever You Have Read I Have Said Is Almost Certainly Untrue, Except If It Is Funny, In Which Case I Definitely Said It.

I've Had A Man And I've Had A Woman, And There's Got To Be Something Better.