I'm 86 And My Doctor Used To

I Was Out Dancing With One Actress Or Another. And That Got Press. Even When It Didn't, The Whole Town Knew I Was A Dancing Fool, And Since I Couldn't Very Well Dance With A Man, They Saw Me Dancing With A Lady, And They Assumed The Rest.

People Would Read All Kinds Of Reaction Into It, But Tracy Told Me Himself That Half The Time He Was Just Standing Very Still, Trying To Look Sober And Composed. That Takes Nothing Away From Him. The Fact He Got Away With It Was A Tribute To His Talent.

I Can't Date Women My Own Age Any More - I Hate Going To Cemeteries.

I Should Only Have Been As Lucky As Valentino, In The Movies - I Didnt Have To Be A Gigolo. In Real Life.

In The Future, All Robots Will Act Like Don Knotts.