I'm An Introspective Dude.

Money Is The Fuel For Choices. Money Gives Me Choices, So It's Not Nothing, It's Something. But It's Not The End All, Be All. There Are Other Things In My Life That I Did Not Purchase With Money That Are Very Valuable.

I Think Every Group Of Black Guys Should Have At Least One White Guy In It.

You Get Sick Of Jokes, You Know. Either I Do Them On Tv, And Then You Worry, Like, "oh, Everyone's Gonna See It," So You Chuck It, Or You Just Get Sick Of Saying It. After A While, A Joke, If You Say It Too Much, Just Becomes Contrived, Or Fake-sounding.

I Have All These Weird Fantasies. Going Coast-to-coast On My Motorcycle And Having Random Barbecues All Over America. No Show, No Nothing.

My Wife Asked Me Once If I Weren't A Comedian, What I Would Do. I Couldn't Answer The Question. I Never Imagined Doing Anything Else.