I'm Ambidextrous, I Slap Ass With Both

I'm Battling With Myself And Every Day It's A War.

Some People Put More Into Their Cars Than They Put Into Their Relationships.

Feels Like A Midget Is Hanging From My Necklace

Lucifer, Oh Lucifer, God Of Evil, You're The God Of Pain, The Darkness Is Where You Find Your Light.

They Call Me Seymour Butts, Cause I Get More Ass Than Most.