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I Played A Lot Of Sarcastic, Wisecracking Characters For A Long Time, And People Would Think That Was Me. And It's Very Much Not Me, And Then People Would Think I Was Being Sarcastic When I Wasn't: 'oh, You're Making Fun Of Me Right Now.' And I Wasn't!

I Like To Make Colored Xeroxes Of Things. I Clip Out Pictures Of Liza Minelli And Her Husband From Magazines And I Fax Them To People Anonymously.

I Went To Northwestern Because I Had Gone To A Really Nontraditional High School. I Was Like, 'it'd Be Cool To Have A Traditional College Experience.' Then I Was Like, 'oh, But None Of These People Understand What's Cool About Me. My Specialness Is Not Appreciated In This Place.'

I Like Singing As Much As I Like Acting, And All Through High School I Thought I Might Be A Broadway Singer.

There's Something About Guitars, They're Just So Big, You Know What I Mean? You're Just Like, 'ugh!' It Just Seems So Overwhelming. And The Ukulele Is, Like, The Opposite Of Overwhelming.