I'm Always Cribbing From Real Life. I'm

My Father Taught Me To Weigh My Words Carefully, And Speak Up Only When I Had Something Insightful To Add To The Proceedings, Or Something Really Funny To Say. He Also Taught Me That If I Couldn’t Be That Kind Of Guy In Real Life, That I Could Earn A Healthy Living Pretending To Be That Guy In The Movies – Particularly When Paired Up With A Long Haired Stoner.

If You're Alive, Kick Into Drive. Chase Whimsies. See If You Can Turn Dreams Into A Way To Make A Living, If Not An Entire Way Of Life.

I'd See Movies, Comedies, And I Loved 'animal House', I Loved All The John Hughes Stuff, But I Never Saw Me And My Friends Totally Represented.

People Tend To Romanticize This Job. So, It's Fun To Let The Air Out Of It.

I Grew Up In A Pretty Gay World - My Brother's Gay And He's Been Married To A Man For 20 Years, Which Is Like 60 In Straight-people Years.