[i'm] Almost Positive There Is No God.

Drew Friedman Isn't Just A Brilliant Artist. He Takes You To A Place. He Takes You Back In Time. He Makes You Smell The Stale Cigarettes And Cold Brisket And You Say, Thank You For The Pleasure.

You Have To Take The Chance To Bomb And Disappoint Audiences.

I Think I've Been Called Edgy - But In All Honesty, There Is A Safety In What I Do Because I'm Always The Idiot. Unless You're Just Listening To Buzz Words And Not Taking Into Account The Context Of The Situation, You See I'm Always The Ignoramus.

People Say, Like, "i Love When You Smile Because Part Of Your Mouth Goes Up," Then I Never Organically Smile Again.

The Best Time To Have A Baby Is When You're A Black Teenager.