I'm Allergic To Rocks Hitting Me In

Nobody Makes A Turd Like That And Lives.

Some Jobs Are Just Too Hideous To Contemplate.

Happiness Comes From Knowing What You Truly Value, And Behaving In A Way That's Consistent With Those Beliefs.

Why Does A Chicken Coop Only Have Two Doors? ... Because If It Had Four Doors, It Would Be A Chicken Sedan.

Not All Knowledge Comes From College.