I'm Allergic To Dogs, So I Couldn't

Kids Are Like Heroin, A Little Heroin Addiction. When It’s Bad, You’ve Never Been So Miserable, But When It’s Good You’ve Never Been So High.

Most Americans Don't Care About Gay Marriage. But It Matters Very Much To The Knuckle-draggers And Christianists And Whack Jobs In Bush's Ever Smaller Base.

Sedaris, In His Essay In The It Gets Better Book, Writes That When He Was Growing Up Nobody Called Him Gay Because You Might As Well Have Called Him A Warlock. Nobody Knew What Gay Was.

Women Can Go On Marrying And Pretending That Their Boyfriends And Husbands Are Mr. Darcy Or Some Romcom Dream Man. But Where's That Going To Get 'em? Besides Divorce Court?

Today's Unspeakable Perversion Is Tomorrow's Kink, Is Next Week's Good Clean Fun