I'm Actually Interested And Enthusiastic. Even When

I Always Wanted To Be An Anchorman, But After College I Wound Up Working Behind The Scenes At Cbs News For 10 Years.

Like When I Host A Party. I Hope My Guests Get Along. But If Not, How Interesting!

I Fell In Love With Erica Kane The Summer Before My Freshman Year Of High School. Like All Red-blooded Teen American Boys, I'd Come Home From Water Polo Practice And Eat A Box Of Entenmann's Pop'ems Donut Holes In Front Of The Tv While Obsessively Fawning Over 'all My Children' And Erica, Her Clothes, And Her Narcissistic Attitude.

I've Been Gay Since The Day I Was Born.

I Talk, Watch Tv, Spout Opinions, Schmooze, Negotiate, Talk Some More, Play Games, And Have A Little Cocktail.