I'm A Writer Who Just Happens To

Ned, Have You Considered Any Of The Other Major Religions? They're All Pretty Much The Same.

I Pledge Impertinence To The Flag Waving, Of The Unindicted Co-conspirators Of America, And To The Republicans For Which I Can't Stand, One Abomination, Underhanded Fraud, Indefensible, With Liberty And Justice.. Forget It.

If Something Is Too Hard To Do, Then It's Not Worth Doing. You Just Stick That Guitar In The Closet Next To Your Shortwave Radio, Your Karate Outfit And Your Unicycle And We'll Go Inside And Watch Tv.

When The Simpsons Came Around, There Really Was Nothing Else Like It On Tv. It's Hard To Imagine, But When Fox First Took The Plunge With It, It Was Considered Controversial To Put Animation On Prime Time.

You've Got To Embrace The Future. You Can Whine About It, But You've Got To Embrace It.