I'm A Writer. An Amateur Photographer. An

I'm Always Described As 'cocksure' Or 'with A Swagger,' And That Bears No Resemblance To Who I Feel Like Inside. I Feel Plagued By Insecurity.

My Mother Gets All Mad At Me If I Stay In A Hotel. I'm 31-years-old, And I Don't Want To Sleep On A Sleeping Bag Down In The Basement. It's Humiliating.

My Mother Went To Radcliffe, And Rather Than Just Trying To Get Rich, She Wanted To Be A Teacher And Taught For Over 30 Years In The Public Schools. She's Definitely Got Some War Stories.

You Get Old, You Slow Down.

The Best Cure For A Hangover Is Something One Straight Man Can't Do For Another Straight Man.