I'm A White Male, Age 18 To

He Lives Not Long Who Battles With The Immortals, Nor Do His Children Prattle About His Knees When He Has Come Back From Battle And The Dread Fray.

First You Don't Want Me To Get The Pony, Then You Want Me To Take It Back. Make Up Your Mind!

If You're Gonna Get Mad At Me Every Time I Do Something Stupid, Then I Guess I'll Just Have To Stop Doing Stupid Things.

Ah, Good Ol’ Trustworthy Beer. My Love For You Will Never Die.

Go On With A Spirit That Fears Nothing.