I'm A Very Cheap Date.

I Told My Whole Life Story In My Book.

I Could Get Into Bed With James Bond, Then Take My False Leg Off And It Would Really Be A Gun.

If You Wear Short Skirts You Get Your Femininity Back.

I Fell In Love With A Man, Not A Beatle.

Why Are We So Obsessed With Celebrity Culture? We Have Front-page News About Divorces Instead Of Front-page News About Global Warming, About Women Being Abused, About Children Being Abused. We're Going On A Downward Spiral.