I'm A Very Cheap Date.

I'm Really Happy To Have Set The World Record For The Fastest Disabled Woman, But I Think I Can Go Much Faster.

What Did The Paparazzi Do To Diana? They Chased Her And They Killed Her.

The Sun Is Shining And The Bird Are Singing What More Could You Ask For In A Day!

It Took One Human Error To Take My Leg And One Human Error To Take My Mother's.

I Mean, I Eat Really Healthily.