I'm A Travel Enthusiast.

My Mom Was A Saint. She Taught Me To Be Terminally Nice.

What Did Christ Really Do? He Hung Out With Hard-drinking Fishermen.

Stages Are Getting Higher And Higher, And I'm Getting Older And Older.

The More Walking-around Money I Have, The Less I Walk Around.

How Am I Going To Listen To That Horrible Noise I Make Without A Gram Of Coke And A Couple Of Double Jack Daniels?