I'm A Sponge. I'm Obsessed With Comedy.

There've Been Times When I Have Existential Conversations With Myself, And I've Thought About Leaving And Trying To Apply My Education Better. But Ultimately It Doesn't Really Matter. Learning How To Write, Learning How To Write Papers And Structure, That's Been Very Helpful For Writing.

In High School, I Was On The Youth Advisory Council For The Mayor's Office Of Los Angeles, And That Was Kind Of My First Experience In The Bureaucratic System. We Tried To Get Things Done, And Nobody Was Really Interested In Getting Anything Done.

It's Downright Undignified How Many Blazers I've Bought Over The Years. And Will Continue To Buy. They Immediately Give Shape And Add Authority. With The Perfect Blazer, Anything Is Possible.

I Know What It's Like To Have My Heart Broken. It Is Not Adorable.

I'm Not Easily Offended. I Have A Pretty High Tolerance For Raunchiness Or Shock Value, So I'm The Wrong Person To Use As A Gauge.