I'm A Slow Walker, But I Never

I Remember My Mother's Prayers And They Have Always Followed Me. They Have Clung To Me All My Life.

You Must Think I Am A High-priced Man.... Fifteen Dollars Is Enough For The Job. I Send You A Receipt For Fifteen Dollars, And Return To You A Ten-dollar Bill.

It Is A Good Face. I Am Glad This War Is Over At Last.

May The Almighty Grant That The Cause Of Truth, Justice, And Humanity, Shall In No Wise Suffer At My Hands.

Don't Judge A Man By The Size Of His Ego Or His Heart, But On The Epicness Of His Beard And The Beautiful Woman On His Arm