I'm A Religious Man. I Am Jewish

I Was Sued By A Woman Who Claimed That She Became Pregnant Because She Watched Me On Television And I Bent Her Contraceptive Coil.

I No Longer Want To Be Rich Because I Am Rich.

Nowadays Even Presidents, Vice-presidents, And Heads Of Big Agencies Are Opening Their Minds To Accept Psychic Phenomena, Because They Know It Works.

I Think I Usually Have Quite Ordinary Dreams. Sometimes My Dreams Take Me To Other Dimensions. I Can Travel In My Mind Especially When I'm Dreaming I Focus My Mind On What I Want To Dream. If I Want To Fly, I Focus On Flying.

I Don't Take Myself Seriously All The Time; I Have To Do Quirky Things, Such As Helping Football Teams, Moving The Ball Away From Mcallister's Foot, Getting Into The Sun And The Star - Because, You Know, I Like Sensationalism, It's A Part Of What I Do.