I'm A Pretty Loyal Person.

I Wanted To Be President Of The United States. I Really Did. The Older I Get, The Less Preposterous The Idea Seems.

When I Told My Parents, 'i'm Going To Be An Actor,' They Screamed And Wept And Freaked Out.

If You Do Get Married, Get A Prenup. It's Not About Money At All. It's About Having A Document That States How You'll Dissolve Your Marriage While You Still Have A Shred Of Respect For Each Other.

Down With Dukes Of Hazzard!

Anderson Cooper Has A Job To Do. And That Job Is To Try To Reinforce His Credibility In The Gay Community After The Fact That You Couldn’t Get Him Out Of The Closet For 10 Years With A Canister Of Tear Gas. Now He’s The Sheriff; Now He’s Running Around Writing Everybody A Ticket!